What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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