If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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