- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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