- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Please? No.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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