What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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