What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

5 people are walking

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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