Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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gay people

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Women's Rights

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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