How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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