- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

My love life

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

The Female Orgasm

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

This sentence is a lie.

That's what SHE said!

69 is a number not a sex poshion

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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