Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What's green and blue? yellow

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Nice belt.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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