my mind's eye?

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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