Knock Knock Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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I have aids

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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