a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Ben Affleck

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