- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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