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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

David Cameron

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Women

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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