- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

c-? men, C-men

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

a woman votes!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

HURT

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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