- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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