Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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