What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Xbox One

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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