- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Please? No.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

have safe sex

Bark I'm a tree

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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