- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Kefka > Sephiroth

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

no really what are ur names?

charlie sheen

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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