What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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to get to the other side.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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