Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Women's rights.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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