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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Choir.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Tunechi

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.