- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

the holocaust

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

anal seepage

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

hi dave

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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