- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Black People

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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