- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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