- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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