How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Rebecca Black

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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I'm Jewish

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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this is not a joke.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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