- Anti Joke

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Mitt Romney

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Guess what i just did. Master bait.