- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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