What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Women drivers...

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Testicles.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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