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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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penis. nuff said.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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david poredos

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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