- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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