- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Choir.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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