- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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