Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Do u take sugar?

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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