- Anti Joke

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.