What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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