Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

all hail based mark

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Justin Bieber.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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