- Anti Joke

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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