- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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