- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Rebecca Black

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

I'm Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what tall and looks like a jew?

this is not a joke.

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