- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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