- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What's up? Your time.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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