Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

the holocaust

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

an ethopian thanksgiving

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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