Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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