What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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im gay

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Women drivers...

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Anti Joke

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