a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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hi hi strager danger

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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smug face >:}

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Anti Joke

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