Cole is "good" at soccer

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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