What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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am i invited to party? no

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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GIVE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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this site is funny.

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