What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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poop.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Dylan Eichas

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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hi hi strager danger

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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