Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Invisible Television.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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whats forever alone me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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