-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Invisible Television.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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