Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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my bubbles!

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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