why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Punch line.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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smug face >:}

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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