If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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