Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Invisible Television.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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