A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Ted Haggard.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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