poop.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Ted Haggard.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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