- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

I'm Jewish

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Rebecca Black

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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