- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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