- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Obama

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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