How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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