Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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My parents died!

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Rebecca Black.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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