- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Albert your flies undone.

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