Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

everybody loves raymond

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

snooki

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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