Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

all hail based mark

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Justin Bieber.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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