- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

my gramma died

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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