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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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