What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

DERP

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Mitt Romney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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