- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.