I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Anti Joke

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