What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

i love to lick...

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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