- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

womens rights

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

homosexual rights to marriage

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

why did matt die? He had cancer

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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