What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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I woke up today

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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